Home News Feeds News Feeds TV Smith's Dua Sen Satire and social commentary from the politically incorrect columnist of The New Straight Times Visit Klang Or Die Oh those sweet Klangites. They put up with brutal advertising. They tolerate drive-by kicking and help launched a flying mat service... Face Off 2 Malaysians knew the Negara Ku was adapted all along but the Indonesians just found out. And they are pissed. Strangely this time they seem to be focusing on web sites belonging to our English-language media... Ku Li At The White House It was supposed to be a bloggers-only dialogue session with PM-hopeful Tengku Razaleigh or Ku Li as he is popularly known. Due to some miscommunication - members of the mainstream media started trooping in... I Am Standing For Election As historic as this announcement may be - there will be no teary-eyed declaration of my beliefs and what I stand for. Just the honest truth... The New Sitemeter Sucks Sitemeter migrated to a new server and format. Problem is the new layout is as confused as Baldy and the implementation of Flash makes loading even slower than those planned reforms of Bodohwi... Opera Of The Phantoms The by-elections is being played out like a cliff-hanging soap opera. At every dramatic turn - a confessing party hopes to bury the other... A Misunderstanding Mainstream newspapers gleefully sensationalised the bitch fight between two PKR comrades recently. Like most people I first thought the aide punched the MP because he couldn't stand his long sideburns... The Dogs Are Well When P.I. Bala went missing - the family dogs were left behind alone. A Chinese daily reported that the dogs were weak from hunger when reporters visited the house in Rawang. Subsequently an English daily wrote that the abandoned dogs were caged in deplorable conditions... Statutory Declarations For Dungus Since statutory declarations are the fad these days - I am marketing a simple form for beginners and the budget conscious... Happy Humpers Are Driving Our Orang Utans To Extinction Anal sex now rank up there with statutory declarations as the favourite pastime. Whatever happened to blowing someone without C4...